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AI Analogy Bingo
For conversations that were going so well until someone said "toaster"
It's just a fancy toaster
Stochastic parrot
Chinese Room
Infinite monkeys with typewriters
It's just autocomplete
The librarian who read everything
A calculator that got lucky
A mirror that talks back
Frankenstein's monster (but code)
A very confident wrong person
It's just statistics
Plato's Cave but the shadows are tokens
FREE SPACE 🐈⬛ "it's complicated"
A parrot with a PhD
The ship of Theseus but weights
It doesn't ACTUALLY understand
A Boltzmann brain in a datacenter
Just vibes and matrix multiplication
The trolley problem but for tokens
A dream that can do math (sometimes)
Clippy but existential
A very expensive Markov chain
The brain in a vat (but AWS)
Mechanical Turk (literal)
Consciousness is just emergent (waves hands)
knock everything off the table 🐾
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